Birthday celebration ideas

I don’t think I’ve told you guys yet, but my birthday is approaching in the near future. September 19th, although you probably could have guessed the range of dates from my charming virgo personality. Supposedly cancers and virgos make the best couples, and my best friend happens to be a cancer. I know a virgo is supposed to be analytical and calculating, but I don’t really remember all of the personality traits. I don’t really ever remember all of everything, just bits and pieces of anything I deem important. In any event, my birthday is a little less than two months away.

I actually share a birthday with Jimmy Fallon, you can look it up. My friend Joan (pronounced JOH-WAHN) shares a birthday with Jimi Hendrix, and he’s actually left-handed like Hendrix too. So I don’t usually like being the center of attention, and I don’t enjoy super huge parties where people celebrate me. However, since I was 11 or 12, my family stopped doing parties for my birthday. I don’t really enjoy spending time with family members at my house and then having them sing to me. Maybe when I was in elementary school, but now I would rather just have presents and mind my own business. That sounds selfish, but hey I can’t be nice 100% of the time. Last year I considered going to Splash, a water park in Oregon, with my friends from church.

Turns out I’m still pretty uncomfortable around them even after spending a week in the wilderness together and rock climbing. That’s a different story for a different time, and honestly I’ll probably write about it in the near future. Wouldn’t want to keep my loyal fans waiting any longer. Who doesn’t want to hear more stories about my past? I have tons of stuff to say. On the plus side, if I wanted to have a plumbing-themed party, I already know some reliable reno sparks plumbers. Anyways, I have no idea what to do for my birthday. The last thing I remember actually doing FOR my birthday was spending the night at my friends Kupono’s house, but even after four years I still don’t know KP that well. I’m not even really sure how much he likes me